New Britneyology

Archive for October 2017

The Spirit of Britney?

Posted by: Karenannanina on: October 28, 2017

You’re right, it isn’t Britney! But if I couldn’t have Britney, this is the girl I would choose. Who is it? Well, it’s Louisa Johnson, the teenager who won the UK X Factor two years ago. So, in what way does Louisa relate to the Spirit of Britney? It’s not in singing style, because Louisa […]

Britney’s Voice Revisited

Posted by: Karenannanina on: October 14, 2017

The Noisey website’s Lauren O’Neill in a new article about her Britney stanship describes her heroine’s voice thus: On “…Baby, One More Time,” Britney Spears sings as though she’s chewing a piece of toffee or a soft pillow of bubblegum too large for her mouth. Her Louisiana twang drips with something pleasantly sour, her lips […]



  • Sarah G: You should write an In-Depth of Glory or even Mood Ring (that's a groovy tune)
  • Sarah Giansanti: First off, yeah! I've missed your writing haha Secondly, I've always been baffled of how people can say Britney's not a singer... Derr, that's her
  • Aline: Great article as usual. Please Karen, never stop writing for the site. I love your thoughts about our queen!