New Britneyology

Archive for October 2012

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Posted by: Karenannanina on: October 28, 2012

Yep, this ole gal has finally picked up her boxes of junk and moved into the 21st century! PoorBritney always told me to do it – she said there were offers of marriage waiting. OK, you don’t need to make offers like that – just follow me and it’ll help us build our little community […]

Worth $15 million to X Factor?

Posted by: Karenannanina on: October 28, 2012

Such is the way of all things Britney that some of her alleged fans have expressed doubts that, on what we’ve seen so far of the X Factor, she’s worth her salary to Simon Cowell. Consider, then, the impact she’s having in the wider community! Away in distant Ireland, journalist Andrea McVeigh was talking about […]

The State of Britney Report, 2012

Posted by: Karenannanina on: October 21, 2012

There should be a section on Britney in the State of the Union report every year – after all, she’s a national heritage institution and of more widespread interest than all of the more obscure public utilities put together. However, for some reason I haven’t written my section since 2004! Clearly it’s time to update […]

Britney: her accent, pronunciation and enunciation

Posted by: Karenannanina on: October 6, 2012

Picture my conversation with my friend Daisy: “I’m planning a Britney article called 100 Ways To Say The Word ‘Baby’!” “But do you actually HAVE 100 ways?” “I was going to exaggerate and lie…” “But wouldn’t that undermine the integrity of your article?” “Uhhhhhhh…. Yes, but a full article on her pronunciation and enunciation is […]



  • Sarah Giansanti: First off, yeah! I've missed your writing haha Secondly, I've always been baffled of how people can say Britney's not a singer... Derr, that's her
  • Aline: Great article as usual. Please Karen, never stop writing for the site. I love your thoughts about our queen!
  • Karenannanina: Thanks Craig! I didn't realise I'd left some tracks out. I'll see what I can do!