New Britneyology

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The State of Brit, 2014 Edition

Posted by: Karenannanina on: October 29, 2014

A website called Business Insider, in trying a few weeks ago to make light of Britney’s impact on Vegas, conceded grudgingly that she may have made some small contribution to the $20 million upswing in her venue’s finances (and then posted the Alien warmup vocal to show that she couldn’t REALLY have had much to […]

The Flores Affair

Posted by: Karenannanina on: March 7, 2012

Now that Fernando Flores’ case against Britney has been settled through mediation, and all that remains is for the celebrity blogs to try and make a stink about it, it’s probably time to reflect on what has just happened. At the outset we should probably recognise that we will never know the precise truth, or […]

Britney and the Klosterman Dilemma

Posted by: Karenannanina on: January 14, 2012

“I don’t think of myself as sexy – not at all!” In his famous article “Bending Spoons With Britney Spears”, Chuck Klosterman said… “It is not that Britney Spears denies that she is a sexual icon, or that she disputes that American men are fascinated with the concept of the wet-hot virgin, or that she […]

Britney, Jason and why it should be better this time

Posted by: Karenannanina on: December 24, 2011

When Britney hooked up with Kevin Federline, the fanbase instinctively knew that this would not be good. Looking at this underachieving, unemployed daddy of illegtimate kids and semi-detached partner of Shar Jackson, we instantly sensed that he could drag Britney down a lot easier than she could lift him up. And so it came to […]



  • Sarah Giansanti: First off, yeah! I've missed your writing haha Secondly, I've always been baffled of how people can say Britney's not a singer... Derr, that's her
  • Aline: Great article as usual. Please Karen, never stop writing for the site. I love your thoughts about our queen!
  • Karenannanina: Thanks Craig! I didn't realise I'd left some tracks out. I'll see what I can do!